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09/29/16 Grif.Net – I May Be Getting Old (part B)

09/29/16 Grif.Net – I May Be Getting Old (part B)

[Ten more questions to test yourself about getting =
“old”.]

 

1. Do =
you wake up in the middle of the night tired and listless, and get out =
of the recliner and go to bed?

 

2. Do =
you know "where it’s at", but forgot “why it’s =
there”?

 

3. Is =
the reason you don’t have any enemies because you’ve outlived them =
all?

 

4. Have you quit dating men your own age because =
there aren’t any?

 

5. Do =
you have to use tenderizer to eat Cream of Mushroom =
soup?

 

6. Does "Happy Hour" now consist of a =
nap?

 

7. Do you remember what you did yesterday only by =
what hurts today?

 

8. Do =
you feel like the morning after, and you haven’t been =
anywhere?

 

9. Are your children beginning to look =
middle-aged?

 

10. Do =
the candles cost more than the cake?

 

Bonus: =
Do you finally know all the answers, but nobody asks the =
questions?

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"