[I am starting a check-list to see if I’m =
really getting “old”. Feel free to test yourself =
answering these questions about you or your spouse.]
1. Do =
you get up to change the TV channel (you lost the remote long ago) and =
then decide as long as you’re up, you might as well go to =
bed?
2. Do you complain that "They’re building car =
seats too low"?
3. Do =
your ears perk up when a laxative commercial comes on =
TV?
4. Do you call the place you keep leftovers the =
"icebox"?
5. Do =
you wonder why everyone is starting to mumble?
6. Do =
you video-record daytime game shows?
7. =
When you do the hokey pokey and you "put your left hip out" . =
. . does it stays out?
8. Is =
one of the throw-pillows on your bed really a hot-water =
bottle?
9. Do you worry because you don’t have any =
symptoms?
10. Do you know how to spell =
‘gastroenterologist’?
Bonus: =
Do you feel your corns more than you feel your oats?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"