With the economic downturn, the local mortuary has =
used its main street location to start a caf=E9 in part of the =
building.=A0=A0 I heard that opening it was quite an undertaking. =
It’s called “The Coroner Grill”, and =
features a menu of food you could just die for.=A0 Prices so low it will =
reduce the cost of living.
Start your mourning off right with . . =
.
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Biscuits and Grave
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Folger’s Fresh-brewed =
Coffin
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Cremation of Wheat
Check out =
the daily specials . . .
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Decaesar Salad
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Chicken in a Casket
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Heart Attack Hash
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Tombstone Pizza
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Matzohleum and lox
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Humus side
Come early. =
Lines are long with people dying to get a booth
Note: We =
offer airtight containers to there will be no spoiled children =
here.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"