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09/14/16 Grif.Net – New Business

09/14/16 Grif.Net – New Business

With the economic downturn, the local mortuary has =
used its main street location to start a caf=E9 in part of the =
building.=A0=A0 I heard that opening it was quite an undertaking. =

 

It’s called “The Coroner Grill”, and =
features a menu of food you could just die for.=A0 Prices so low it will =
reduce the cost of living.

Start your mourning off right with . . =
.

 

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Biscuits and Grave

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Folger’s Fresh-brewed =
Coffin

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Cremation of Wheat

 

Check out =
the daily specials . . .

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Decaesar Salad

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Chicken in a Casket

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Heart Attack Hash

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Tombstone Pizza

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Matzohleum and lox

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Humus side

 

Come early. =
Lines are long with people dying to get a booth

 

Note: We =
offer airtight containers to there will be no spoiled children =
here.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"