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09/01/16 Grif.Net – Monthly Punthly

09/01/16 Grif.Net – Monthly Punthly

If you are always straightening things, you have =
OCD. If you are always eating things, you have =
OBCD.

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Is the chemical symbol for holy water =
H2Omg?

 

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run =
over by a steamroller?
“Curses! Foil =
again!”

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Where =
are average things manufactured? The =
satisfactory.

 

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Hugo, =
the human cannonball, wanted to retire but couldn’t.  =
Evidently the circus hadn’t found a replacement of his =
caliber.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"