I’ve discovered the worst page in the =
dictionary. It was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and =
disingenuous.
I’ve =
discovered there is a Fifth Third Bank. Not sure they understand how =
numbers work, but numbers are one of things I look for most in a =
bank.
I’ve discovered a really strong sunblock on the =
beach. It is SPF-190 and when you squeeze the tube, a sweater =
comes out.
I’ve discovered that there is no correct age =
when it is appropriate to tell a highway it’s =
adopted.
I’ve discovered a way to work out =
religiously. Only do it on Easter and Christmas.
I’ve =
discovered a watched pot never boils, but it does get =
paranoid.
I’ve discovered a new word: =
plagiarism.
I’ve discovered that every novel is a mystery =
novel if you never read the ending.
I’ve =
discovered I’m really old. I can remember a time when I knew =
more than my phone.
I’ve =
discovered I owe my life to Justin Bieber. I was in a coma for two years =
until a nurse turned on the radio to one of his songs. I had to =
wake up so I could turn it off.
I’ve =
discovered that if I shave each morning in front of my car’s =
passenger-side mirror, I get a closer shave than it actually =
appears.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"