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08/15/16 Grif.Net – A Dog’s Life

08/15/16 Grif.Net – A Dog’s Life

Cats are smarter than =
dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through =
snow.

I =
hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file =
named “fireworks and vacuums” so my dog won’t find =
them.

Not saying my dog is lazy, but he =
doesn’t chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license =
plate numbers.

My dog was my soul mate; we both took =
naps, we both skipped lunch, we both hated the vacuum . . . =

A =
Canadian psychologist is selling a book that teaches you how to test =
your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $19.99 for =
that book, your dog is smarter than you.

We’ve begun to =
long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. =
It’s cheaper, and face it, you get more feet.

I dressed my dog up as a =
cat for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call =
him.

“For sale: Eight puppies from a =
German shepherd and an Alaskan hussy.”

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"