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it’s pretty cool that the Chinese made a language entirely out of =
Instagram is just Twitter for =
people who actually go outside.
You’ll never be as lazy =
as the person who named the fireplace.
reading in the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to =
closest thing I’ve had to a diet this year is erasing food =
searches from my browser history.
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if I can’t spell ‘Armageddon’? It’s not =
like it’s the end of the world.
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program for compulsive talkers. Calling it On Anon =
baseball, translating the Los Angeles Angels is the equivalent of saying =
“The The Angels Angels”.
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Bifocals are God’s way of saying, “Keep your chin =
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