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08/12/16 Grif.Net – Musings of an Overheating Mind

08/12/16 Grif.Net – Musings of an Overheating Mind

We can =
teach kids there’s no “i” in team, but it’s way =
more important to teach them that there’s no “a” in =
definitely.

 

I think =
it’s pretty cool that the Chinese made a language entirely out of =
tattoos.

 

Instagram is just Twitter for =
people who actually go outside.

 

You’ll never be as lazy =
as the person who named the fireplace.

 

Been =
reading in the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to =
garbage.

 

The =
closest thing I’ve had to a diet this year is erasing food =
searches from my browser history.

 

Cooking =
may be easy, but it is not easier than not =
cooking.

 

So what =
if I can’t spell ‘Armageddon’?  It’s not =
like it’s the end of the world.

 

I’m starting a 12-step =
program for compulsive talkers.  Calling it On Anon =
Anon.

 

In =
baseball, translating the Los Angeles Angels is the equivalent of saying =
“The The Angels Angels”.

 

And the =
best?
Bifocals are God’s way of saying, “Keep your chin =
up”.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"