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08/04/16 Grif.Net – How’s That Again, Grandpa?

08/04/16 Grif.Net – How’s That Again, Grandpa?

[Figured the grandkids are missing me so thought =
I’d share some random thoughts that dribble thru my =
mind]

**My grandfather had the heart of a lion AND a lifetime ban =
from the Minnesota Zoo.

 

**I remember =
the last words my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket. He =
said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick =
this?”

 

**Grandpa complained, “When it’s my turn =
to go to heaven, God will say ‘Come forth’.  With my =
luck, I’ll come fifth and I’ll only get is a =
toaster.”

 

**Granddad =
asked me what the dumbest animal in the jungle was.  I didn’t =
know, so he said simply, “A polar bear”.

 

**Overheard =
a teen saying, “It’s times like this that I wish I’d =
listened to what Grandpa told me when I was younger.”  His =
friend asked, “What did he say?”.  The teen just looked =
at him and said, “I don’t know. I wasn’t =
listening”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"