[Still enjoying time with grandkids. Which means I get =
to make all sorts of jokes and in return they get to give me blank looks =
. . and hope I go away soon.]
Q. Grandpa, =
why did grandma refuse to go on ocean cruises?
A. Her seasickness came in waves
Q. Grandpa, =
what do you do it you feel cold in your room?
A. I go sit in a corner where it’s always 90 =
degrees
Q. Grandpa, why didn’t the dog eat the piece of =
toast?
A. He wasn’t sure it was =
pure bread
Q. Grandpa, why did the pony have a sore =
throat?
A. He had a colt and was a =
little horse
Q. Grandpa, does a dolphin ever do anything by =
accident?
A. No, it’s always on =
porpoise
Q. Grandpa, what’s the difference between a =
piano, a tuna and a bottle of Elmer’s glue?
A. You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a =
tuna
Q. Wait a minute Grandpa. What about the Elmer’s =
glue?
A. Hah. I know you’d get =
stuck there
Q. Grandpa, what will a man in Paris answer if you ask =
him if he likes video games?
A. =
Wii
Q. Grandpa, when did you find out you were color =
blind?
A. I don’t know. It just =
came out of the purple
Q. Grandpa, =
what do you call a person with no body and no nose?
A. Nobody knows
Q. Grandpa, =
where do blind mice moor their boats?
A. At the hickory dickory dock
Q. Grandpa, =
why should you never buy tennis shoes from a drug =
dealer?
A. You don’t know what =
they’re laced with and you might be tripping all =
day
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"