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07/25/16 Grif.Net – Children’s Books You May Never See Printed

07/25/16 Grif.Net – Children’s Books You May Never See Printed

[Someone ran with the idea of making a funny summer =
reading list of possible books.  But for kids.  These will =
leave a scar.]

 

"Pop! Goes The Hamster….And Other Great =
Microwave Games"

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"Strangers Have the Best =
Candy"

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"The Little Sissy Who =
Snitched"

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"Getting More Chocolate on =
Your Face"

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"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom =
Stopped Loving Her"

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"Garfield Gets Feline =
Leukemia"

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"Testing Homemade Parachutes =
With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets"

 

"Babar Meets the =
Taxidermist"

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"Curious George and the =
High-Voltage Fence at the Zoo"

 

"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His =
Vegetables"

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"Start a Real-Estate Empire =
with the Change from Your Mom’s Purse"

 

"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot =
Dead"

  

"How to Become the Dominant Military Power in =
Your Elementary  School"

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"