Q. Why do bears have lots of hair?
A. Fur =
protection
Q. What is the best thing about elevator =
jokes?
A. They work on many =
levels
Q. What happens every time you want to start a =
diet?
A. A chocolate bar looks at you =
and snickers
Q. What sort of cheese is best served by =
itself?
A. Provolone
Q. Speaking =
of cheese, did you see what was left when the cheese factory in France =
exploded?
A. Nothing but de Brie =
everywhere
Q. Where can you get chicken broth in =
bulk?
A. At the stock =
market
Q. Did you hear that the romance between two blood =
cells ended?
A. Evidently it was all =
in vein
Q. Where are most French Fries made?
A. In Grease
Q. Why did =
the baby elephant want to borrow a suitcase?
A. He only had a little trunk
Q. Can =
February March?
A. No, but April =
May
Q. Have you heard about the new store called =
“Moderation”?
A. I think =
they have everything in there
~~
BTW, I hate =
‘oyings’.
What on earth is an =
‘oying’?
These =
jokes.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"