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07/19/16 Grif.Net – Getting Warmed Up

07/19/16 Grif.Net – Getting Warmed Up

[Going to see four grandkids this week, so need to get =
‘warmed up’ on jokes that will make their eyes =
roll.]

 

Q. What happened when 19 and 20 got into a =
fight?

A. 21

 

Q. What are =
the only sort of bagels served in the US Air Force?

A. Plane bagels

 

Q. What did =
one penny say to the other penny?
A. We make cents =
together

 

Q. Why do milking stools only have 3 =
legs?

A. Because the cow’s got =
the udder

 

Q. What’s a light year?
A. It’s like a =
regular year but with less calories

 

Q. What has =
only 3 letters and starts with “gas”?

A. A car

 

Q. Why do =
fish always get bad report cards?

A. =
All their grades are under “C”

 

Q. Why =
don’t birds follow maps when they fly?

A. They like to just wing it

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"