The magazine =
about ceiling fans went out of business due to low =
circulation.
It only rains straight down. =
Evidently God doesn’t do windows.
The thing I like =
about chiropractors is that they always have your =
back.
As I’ve =
said many times, I never repeat myself.
I’ve heard about =
the rumors that I keep vats of acid at my home, but they’re lyes — all =
lyes!
If this place had =
any less class it would be a Marxist utopia.
The surgeon =
finally emerged from the operating room and said, "Your mother is =
extremely critical."
I replied, "Don’t take it personally, =
doctor. She’s like that with everyone."
I wish =
there was a way to make the characters on TV shows more =
intelligent. I turn the brightness knob but it doesn’t seem =
to work.
Where =
two or more Baptists are gathered in His name, a chicken must =
die.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"