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07/08/16 Grif.Net – What’s on your Mind?

07/08/16 Grif.Net – What’s on your Mind?

Marilyn wrote saying, =
“Facebook keeps asking ‘What’s on your mind?’  So =
here’s what I’m wondering today:

Who let the dogs =
out?


How do you get to Sesame =
Street?


Why doesn’t Dora just =
use Google Maps?


Why don’t we ever =
see the headline "Psychic Wins =
Lottery"?


Why can’t women put =
on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why is =
"abbreviated" such a long word?


Why is lemon juice is made =
with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real =
lemons?

 

Why do they sterilize the =
needle for lethal injections?

 

Why do you have to "put =
your two cents in" but it’s only a "penny for your =
thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going =
to?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse =
drive in the carpool lane?

 

Why do The Alphabet Song and =
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

 

Why did you just try to sing =
those two previous songs?

 

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear =
helmets?

 

And just what is Victoria’s =
secret?

 

Then she added, “You see, =
the world just has to keep going. I have too many questions. And do you =
really think I am this witty? I actually stole this from a friend, who =
stole from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole it . . . =

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"