Marilyn wrote saying, =
“Facebook keeps asking ‘What’s on your mind?’ So =
here’s what I’m wondering today:
Who let the dogs =
out?
How do you get to Sesame =
Street?
Why doesn’t Dora just =
use Google Maps?
Why don’t we ever =
see the headline "Psychic Wins =
Lottery"?
Why can’t women put =
on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is =
"abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is lemon juice is made =
with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real =
lemons?
Why do they sterilize the =
needle for lethal injections?
Why do you have to "put =
your two cents in" but it’s only a "penny for your =
thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going =
to?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse =
drive in the carpool lane?
Why do The Alphabet Song and =
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try to sing =
those two previous songs?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear =
helmets?
And just what is Victoria’s =
secret?
Then she added, “You see, =
the world just has to keep going. I have too many questions. And do you =
really think I am this witty? I actually stole this from a friend, who =
stole from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole it . . . =
“
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"