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07/05/16 Grif.Net – Bucky Badger

07/05/16 Grif.Net – Bucky Badger

[Since =
we’ve already teased Minnesota and Wyoming students, my third =
loyalty is the University of Wisconsin.  And yes, I have 3 diplomas =
on my wall from that state, one from UW. But won’t stop me digging =
at Wisconsin!  Please change the name of the state or school and =
use these to put your friends in their place.]


Q: What =
does it say on the back of every UW diploma?
A: ‘Will Work For =
Food’.

Q: Why did the Wisconsin university student cross =
the road?
A: Better question – Why is he out of =
jail?

Q: What =
separates a good team from a great team?
A: The Illinois-Wisconsin =
border.


Q: Why did =
the UW football team cross the road?
A: Because it was easier than =
crossing the goal line.

Q: Why do University of Wisconsin grads =
keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in =
handicap spaces anywhere in the state.

Q: What does the average =
high school senior in Wisconsin get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

Q. =
What do you get when you drive quickly through the Madison campus?
A. =
An undergraduate degree.

Q: What are the best four years of a =
typical Wisconsin grad’s life?
A: Third =
grade.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"