we’ve already teased Minnesota and Wyoming students, my third =
loyalty is the University of Wisconsin. And yes, I have 3 diplomas =
on my wall from that state, one from UW. But won’t stop me digging =
at Wisconsin! Please change the name of the state or school and =
use these to put your friends in their place.]
Q: What =
does it say on the back of every UW diploma?
A: ‘Will Work For =
Q: Why did the Wisconsin university student cross =
A: Better question – Why is he out of =
Q: What =
separates a good team from a great team?
A: The Illinois-Wisconsin =
Q: Why did =
the UW football team cross the road?
A: Because it was easier than =
crossing the goal line.
Q: Why do University of Wisconsin grads =
keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in =
handicap spaces anywhere in the state.
Q: What does the average =
high school senior in Wisconsin get on his SAT?
What do you get when you drive quickly through the Madison campus?
An undergraduate degree.
Q: What are the best four years of a =
typical Wisconsin grad’s life?
A: Third =
Dr Bob Griffin =
firstname.lastname@example.org www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =