[A grif.net reader sent this to us, and we forward =
it on for you to consider. Lots of good thoughts here.]
RECALL =
NOTIFICATION
The =
maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, =
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and =
central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in =
the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the =
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent =
units.
This defect has been technically termed, =
"Subsequential Internal Non-Morality, or more commonly known as =
S-I-N, as it is primarily symptomized by loss of moral judgment. =
Some other symptoms are:
a. Loss of =
Direction
b. =
Foul emissions
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c. Amnesia of origin
d. Lack of Peace and =
Joy
e. Selfish =
or violent behavior
f. Depression or confusion =
in mental component
g. =
Fearful
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h. Idolatry
The =
manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is =
providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge to =
correct this SIN defect. The number to call for the recall station is =
P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by =
pressing R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E. Next download =
J-E-S-U-S.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, the =
JESUS repair will replace it with:
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p; A. Peace
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p; B. Love
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p; C. Joy
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p; D. Goodness
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E. Kindness
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p; F. Patience (Longsuffering)
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p; G. Faithfulness (Loyalty)
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p; H. Gentleness (Meekness)
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p; I. Temperance (Self-control)
Please =
see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of =
these fixes.
WARNING – Continuing to operate the human unit =
without correction, voids the manufacturer’s warranty exposing =
owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in =
the human unit being permanently impounded.
For =
Free Emergency Service call J-E-S-U-S
Danger =
– The human units not receiving this recall action will have to be =
thrown into the furnace. The SIN defect must not enter heaven or =
else heaven would be infected.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"