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07/02/16 Weekend Grif.Net – Recall Notification

07/02/16 Weekend Grif.Net – Recall Notification

[A grif.net reader sent this to us, and we forward =
it on for you to consider. Lots of good thoughts here.]

RECALL =
NOTIFICATION

 

The =
maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, =
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and =
central component of the heart.  This is due to a malfunction in =
the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the =
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent =
units.

 

This defect has been technically termed, =
"Subsequential Internal Non-Morality, or more commonly known as =
S-I-N, as it is primarily symptomized by loss of moral judgment.  =
Some other symptoms are:

   a.  Loss of =
Direction

   b.  =
Foul emissions

   =
c.  Amnesia of origin

   d.  Lack of Peace and =
Joy

   e.  Selfish =
or violent behavior

    f.  Depression or confusion =
in mental component

    g.  =
Fearful

    =
h.  Idolatry

 

The =
manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is =
providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge to =
correct this SIN defect. The number to call for the recall station is =
P-R-A-Y-E-R.  Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by =
pressing R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E.  Next download =
J-E-S-U-S.

 

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, the =
JESUS repair will replace it with:

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p;   A. Peace

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p;   B.  Love

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p;   C.  Joy

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p;   D.  Goodness

         =
   E.   Kindness

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p;   F.  Patience (Longsuffering)

        &nbs=
p;   G. Faithfulness (Loyalty)

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p;   H.  Gentleness (Meekness)

        &nbs=
p;    I.  Temperance (Self-control)

 

Please =
see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of =
these fixes.

 

WARNING – Continuing to operate the human unit =
without correction, voids  the manufacturer’s warranty exposing =
owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in =
the human unit being permanently impounded.

 

For =
Free Emergency Service call   J-E-S-U-S

 

Danger =
– The human units not receiving this recall action will have to be  =
thrown into the furnace.  The SIN defect must not enter heaven or =
else heaven would be infected.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"