[We continue =
giving you fodder to take pot-shots at students with the University of =
Wyoming. This is my home state for the past 28 years. Feel free to =
change the state or school to personalize any “diss” =
you’d like.]
Q: Why did =
Wyoming disband its water polo team?
A: All the horses =
drowned.
Q. =
What’s the difference between a University of Wyoming co-ed and a =
scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and looks like it’s stuffed =
with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q: Why did =
the Wyoming Cowboy’s coach only dress six players for this =
Saturdays game?
A: The assistant coaches helped dress the =
others.
Q: Why did the Wyoming regents decide to change the =
artificial turf War Memorial Stadium to cardboard?
A: Because the =
Cowboys always look better on paper.
Q: Why do Wyoming Cowboys =
basketball players use body heat-activated deodorant?
A: Because it’s =
the closet they will come to getting a =
"Degree".
Q: =
What’s the difference between Laramie and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has =
an active living culture.
Q: Why do the Wyoming Cowboys eat =
cereal straight from the box?
A: They choke whenever they get near a =
bowl.
Q: Why is =
"The Wave" banned in War Memorial Stadium?
A: Two Cowboys =
fans drowned last year.
Q: Why did the Wyoming Cowboys change =
their uniforms to Orange?
A: So they can play the game, direct =
traffic, and pick up trash without =
changing.
~~
Dr Bob =
Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"