[Feel free to =
adapt these to ANY UNIVERSITY of your choosing that you want to mock. =
Today we aim at Minnesota students – state where I was born, went =
to college and later taught college – but NOT U of =
M.]
Q: What does a =
Golden Gopher grad call a Wisconsin grad in 5 years?
A: =
Boss!
Q: Why do =
Minnesota co-eds have such beautiful noses?
A: I heard they’re =
handpicked.
Q: What does a U of M fan do when his team has won =
the Final Four?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: How =
many Minnesota freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, =
it’s a sophomore course.
or
A: None. Lava lamps don’t, like, burn =
out, dude.
Q: =
Why do geese fly over the University of Minnesota campus upside =
down?
A: There’s nothing worth crapping on!
Q: Why do students =
in Minnesota go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: They =
were told 17 and under are not admitted.
Q: Why did Minnesota =
raise the minimum drinking age to 25?
A: They wanted to keep alcohol =
out of the high schools!
Q: If you have a car containing a Gopher =
point guard, a Gopher power forward, and a Gopher center, who is driving =
the car?
A: The police.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"