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06/16/16 Grif.Net – More Family Jokes?

06/16/16 Grif.Net – More Family Jokes?

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family took a trip to Disney World.   After three exhausting days, =
they headed home.  

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s they drove away, the son waved and said, “Goodbye, =
Mickey.”  

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he daughter waved and said, “Goodbye, Minnie.”   =

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he father waved, rather weakly, and said, “Goodbye, =
Money.”

 

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#8220;Did God make you, Papa?”

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#8220;Yep! He certainly did.”

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#8220;And did He make me too?”

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#8220;Of course, He did.”

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#8220;Well, He’s certainly doing better as He goes along, =
isn’t He?”

 

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ittle Emma returned from the birthday party and her mother asked: =
“Did you say ‘thank =
you’?”

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#8220;Well, no,” replied the little girl.   “You see, =
the girl ahead of me thanked her and she said, ‘Don’t =
mention it!’ so I didn’t.”

 

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om was preparing her twins for bed and was telling bedtime stories. =
  She remarked that God made eyes to see, ears to hear, noses to =
smell and feet to run.

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ne twin sat up and said, “But, Momma, I guess God got mixed up =
with brother because his nose runs and his feet =
smell.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"