[Yesterday’s jokes were =
for the kids. We move up a notch to jokes for the =
FAMILY.]
Dad: “Shame on you, =
son. Why did you hit your little =
sister?”
Son: Well, Daddy, we were =
playing Adam and Eve with the apple and instead of tempting me with it, =
she ate the thing herself!”
~~
Mother: “Mary, why did =
you kick your brother in the stomach?”
Mary: “It was just an =
accident, Mama. He turned around.”
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“Mama, there’s a =
man at the door,” said the little boy. “He says he’s =
collecting for senior citizens.
Do you think we should hide =
Grandpa?”
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Mother: “How did you do =
on your tests at school? Were the final exam questions =
difficult?”
Son: “They weren’t =
bad at all. But I’ll admit the answers gave me a lot of =
trouble.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"