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06/15/16 Grif.Net – Family Jokes

06/15/16 Grif.Net – Family Jokes

[Yesterday’s jokes were =
for the kids. We move up a notch to jokes for the =
FAMILY.]


Dad: “Shame on you, =
son.   Why did you hit your little =
sister?”

Son: Well, Daddy, we were =
playing Adam and Eve with the apple and instead of tempting me with it, =
she ate the thing herself!”

 

~~

Mother: “Mary, why did =
you kick your brother in the stomach?”

Mary: “It was just an =
accident, Mama.   He turned around.”

 

~~   =

“Mama, there’s a =
man at the door,” said the little boy. “He says he’s =
collecting for senior citizens.

Do you think we should hide =
Grandpa?”

 

~~   =

Mother: “How did you do =
on your tests at school? Were the final exam questions =
difficult?”

Son: “They weren’t =
bad at all.  But I’ll admit the answers gave me a lot of =
trouble.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"