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06/14/16 Grif.Net – Potato Q&A

06/14/16 Grif.Net – Potato Q&A

[Grandkids are missing the high =
quality jokes than G’pa gives. So serving up an order for them to =
enjoy]

Q: Why did the sea monster eat five boats that were =
carrying potatoes?
A: No one can eat just one potato ship. =

Q: What do you get if you cross =
a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A: A yam =
session.

 

Q: Why =
do dentists like potatoes?

A: =
Because they are so filling.

 

Q: Why do potatoes make good =
detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled. =

Q: What =
did the Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head name their new =
son?

A: Chip

 

Q: What do you call a stolen =
yam?
A: A hot potato.

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a =
farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the =
beans stalk.

Q: What do you call a young potato that has turned =
to the dark side?
A: Vader Tots.

Q: How do you describe an =
angry potato?
A: Boiling Mad.

Q: What do you call a baby =
potato?
A: A small fry!

Q: What do you say to an angry baked =
potato?
A: Anything, just butter him up.

Q: Why did the =
potato cross the road?
A: He saw a fork in the road ahead.

Q: =
What kind of potato is always looking for a fight?
A: An =
agi-tater.

Q: What do you call the person in the monastery who =
makes potato chips?
A: The chip monk.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"