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Q: Why did the sea monster eat five boats that were =
A: No one can eat just one potato ship. =
Q: What do you get if you cross =
a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A: A yam =
Q: Why =
do dentists like potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
Q: Why do potatoes make good =
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled. =
Q: What =
did the Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head name their new =
Q: What do you call a stolen =
A: A hot potato.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a =
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the =
Q: What do you call a young potato that has turned =
to the dark side?
A: Vader Tots.
Q: How do you describe an =
A: Boiling Mad.
Q: What do you call a baby =
A: A small fry!
Q: What do you say to an angry baked =
A: Anything, just butter him up.
Q: Why did the =
potato cross the road?
A: He saw a fork in the road ahead.
What kind of potato is always looking for a fight?
A: An =
Q: What do you call the person in the monastery who =
makes potato chips?
A: The chip monk.
Dr Bob Griffin =
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I =