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06/13/16 Grif.Net – More Reasons to Quit

06/13/16 Grif.Net – More Reasons to Quit

[Last week’s humor on quitting a job struck a =
chord with many. OK, two.  But here are MORE excuses of why I =
quit.]

I quit my job at the Music Magazine because they were =
always asking me to give rave reviews.

 

I quit my =
job at the helium mine because I refused to be spoken to in that =
tone.

 

I quit my job farming because I felt like I was stuck =
in a rut.

 

I quit my job at the bait shop because the boss would =
come in every day and open a whole can of worms.

 

I quit my =
job at the butcher shop piling meat on tall shelves because the steaks =
were too high.

 

I quit doing =
odd jobs because on every list they also wanted me to do number two, =
four, six, eight and ten.

 

I quit my =
job doing repair work at the Empire State Building because it was high =
maintenance.

 

I quit my job as a postman telling jokes at each house =
because my delivery was awful.

 

I quit my =
job at the balloon factory because of the high cost of =
inflation.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"