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06/01/16 Grif.Net – What is so Rare as a Good Pun in June?

06/01/16 Grif.Net – What is so Rare as a Good Pun in June?

A Mexican =
magicians tells the audience he will disappear on the count of =
three.   He begins, “Uno, dos” and *poof* . =
. he disappeared without a tres.

At the =
start of the Baseball Season we are pleased to announce the Vienna =
Sausage Boys Choir will sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballpark =
Frank’

In the =
Garden of Eden, the trouble wasn’t the apple on the tree, it was =
the pair on the ground.

I only =
wanted to attend a driving school if it featured accelerated =
learning.

(Please =
laugh at these puns. My inferiority complex isn’t as good as =
everyone else’s.)

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"