[While we are safely home after 2 weeks with =
grandkids, the OTHER grandparents are now “on duty” watching =
the kiddos. But figure they may need some quality jokes, so start =
with these oldies]
Did you hear =
about the cat who ate cheese and sat by the mouse hole with baited =
breath?
The weather forecast for expectant fathers was son and =
heir.
If a rattlesnake marries a mortician, will they get =
towels marked “Hiss” and =
“Hearse”?
What is =
better than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
How is golf =
like taxes? You drive hard to get to the green, but always end up in the =
hole.
A secretary confused her food processor with her word =
processor and minced her words.
Did you know =
that chickens were used on sentry duty during the American =
Revolution. A famous dish was named after their faithful =
service. Chicken catch a Tory.
The surgeon =
said to the stubborn patient who would buy insurance, “Okay, =
suture self.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"