What did the volcano say to the =
earthquake?
It’s not my fault.
Why is the =
sea so restless?
It has rocks in its =
bed.
When can you tell the ocean is =
friendly?
When it =
waves.
What happened to the ship from China with a cargo of =
yo-yos?
It sank 184 =
times.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of =
pants?
In case they get a hole in =
one.
Why did the bow-legged cowboy get =
fired?
He couldn’t keep his =
calves together.
Why did the =
boxer play rock music at all his fights?
He wanted to punch people to the =
beat.
What did Cinderella say to the royal photographer at =
the Ball?
Someday my prints will =
come.
Why do they call the time of King Arthur the Dark =
Ages?
Because they had so many =
knights.
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ANSWERS FROM =
YESTERDAY’S TRIVIA QUESTIONS
1. Who was =
the first President to eat French fries in the White House? (THOMAS =
JEFFERSON)
2. What is the name of the fast-food restaurant chain =
that was started by brothers Forest and Leroy Raffel? (ARBY’S; =
they spelled out initials of “Raffel =
Brothers”)
3. How did =
the characters Bert and Ernie of Sesame Street fame get their names? =
(BERT the Cop and ERNIE the Cab driver in the movie “It’s a =
Wonderful Life”)
4. What was =
the first city in the world to reach a population of one million? =
(ROME)
5. What country contains 10% of all the world bird =
species (a greater diversity than all of Europe or all of North =
America)? (THAILAND)
6. How many =
stems of roses were sold in the US on Valentine’s Day? (190-195 =
MILLION est)
7. Who was the editor of Michael Jackson’s 1988 =
autobiography “Moonwalk”? (JACQUELINE KENNEDY =
ONASSIS)
8. What US President is on record saying he had =
personally witnessed a UFO? (JIMMY CARTER)
9. What =
happens to that caterpillar inside the cocoon as they transform into =
moths? (LIQUEFIES totally)
10. Between =
1900 and 1920 what odd team competition was an officially sanctioned =
Olympic event? (TUG-OF-WAR)
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"