Does anybody else have a =
wife who loves to play that game called =
“Yell-from-a-closet-four-rooms-away-and-gets-upset-when-I-can’=
;t-hear-her"?
Can’t wait ’til I’m old =
enough to pretend I can’t hear.
Contrary to popular =
belief, it’s actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the =
dress.
The information age – =
does anyone else find it just a little bit ironic that it has produced =
so many uninformed people?
Never mistake my silence =
for weakness. Always remember, no smart person plans a murder out =
loud.
It’s depressing to think =
how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared =
to mine
What happens in Vegas =
never happens to me
Hey, NSA, if you’re =
going to read my posts on Facebook, would it kill you to =
‘like’ them?
Well, it’s about that =
time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the =
drool, open the blinds, and head on home from =
work
ANSWERS TO U.S. TRIVIA =
QUESTIONS: (not sure how accurate ANY of this is; I get info on the =
internet and we know the internet is ALWAYS true)
1. About =
Taxis. Which city in the US has the most taxicabs? About how =
many people use them on an average day. (NEW YORK, ONE =
MILLION)
2. About Marriage. Which states have the lowest =
marriage rate in the US? Which states have the highest? =
(WASHINGTON DC/NEW JERSEY lowest; NEVADA/HAWAII =
highest)
3. About Housing. About how many abodes does the =
average American live in during the course of a lifetime? =
(30)
4. About Size. What European nation is about the same =
size as Florida? (ENGLAND)
5. About =
Size (part 2). What European nation is about the same size as Texas? =
(NONE; they are all smaller)
6. About =
Natural Disasters. What was the deadliest natural disaster in US =
history? (1900 GALVESTON HURRICANE; 12,000 KILLED)
7. About =
Deserts. What desert in larger than the entire continental US? =
(SAHARA)
8. About Population. China and the US are about the =
same size in area, but how much larger is China in population than the =
US? (FOUR TIMES LARGER)
9. About =
Water. What state has more freshwater shoreline than the entire eastern =
seaboard of the US? (MICHIGAN)
10. About =
Prisons. Men outnumber women in prisons by what ratio? (25 to =
1)
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"