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05/18/16 Grif.Net – Advanced Coffeeology

05/18/16 Grif.Net – Advanced Coffeeology

Due to the widespread appreciation of =
yesterday’s insights on coffee, here are more meditations on the =
magical beans . . .

“How do I take my coffee? Seriously. =
Very seriously.”

 

“I =
drink coffee for your protection.”

 

“Procaffinating: the tendency not to start =
anything until after my second cup.”

 

“A =
yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”

 

“One =
cup will do, but have four just to be safe.”

 

“I =
don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without =
it.”

 

“The problem with coffee is trying to make it =
when you haven’t had any yet.”

 

“I =
don’t exercise because it makes my coffee =
spill.”

 

“Coffee: If you’re not shaking, you need =
another cup.”

 

“Who =
cares if my cup is half empty or half full as long as the half is =
coffee.”

 

Ever feel =
like you drink too much coffee? Me neither.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"