10. =
Samson! Get your =
hand out of that lion. You don’t know where it’s =
been!
9. David! I told you =
not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay =
good money for those lessons!
=
8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for =
supper!
7. Shadrach, Meshach =
and Abednego! I told you never to play with =
fire!
6. Cain! Get off your =
brother! You’re going to kill him some =
day!
5. Noah! No, you can’t =
keep them! I told you, don’t bring home any more =
strays!
4. Gideon! Have you =
been hiding in that wine press again? Look at the stains on your =
clothes!
3. James and John! =
No more burping contests at the dinner table, please. People are going =
to call you the sons of thunder!
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2. Judas! Have you been in my purse =
again?!
And the number one =
possible saying of biblical mothers =
is:
1. Jesus! Stop working =
in the shop on that wood and come in and eat! I think you’d spend your =
life on that wood, if your father asked you to.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"