EYE: The highly susceptible optic nerve which, =
according to Mom, can be "put out" by anything from a =
suction-arrow to a carelessly handled butter knife.
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your =
children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial =
disaster.
FEEDBACK: The =
inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained =
carrots.
FOOD: The response Mom usually gives to answer =
the question "What’s for dinner tonight?" See =
"SARCASM"
FULL NAME: =
What you call your child when you’re mad at him.
GENIUSES: =
Amazingly, all of Mom’s kids.
GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your =
children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them =
right.
HAMPER: A wicker =
container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty =
clothing.
HANDI-WIPES: =
Pants, shirt-sleeves, pillows, drapes, etc.
HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone =
mutters a dirty word.
HINDSIGHT: What Mom experiences from =
changing too many diapers.
ICE: Cubes of frozen water which would be =
found in small plastic tray if kids or husbands ever filled the things =
instead of putting them back in the freezer empty.
IMPREGNABLE: A mother whose memory of labor =
is still vivid.
INDEPENDENT: =
How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we =
say.
JEANS: Which, =
according to kids, are appropriate for just about any occasion, =
including church and funerals.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"