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05/04/16 Grif.Net – Mother’s Definitions (part 2)

05/04/16 Grif.Net – Mother’s Definitions (part 2)

EYE: The highly susceptible optic nerve which, =
according to Mom, can be "put out" by anything from a =
suction-arrow to a carelessly handled butter knife.

FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your =
children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial =
disaster.

FEEDBACK: The =
inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained =
carrots.

 

FOOD: The response Mom usually gives to answer =
the question "What’s for dinner tonight?" See =
"SARCASM"

FULL NAME: =
What you call your child when you’re mad at him.

 

GENIUSES: =
Amazingly, all of Mom’s kids.

GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your =
children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them =
right.

HAMPER: A wicker =
container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty =
clothing.

HANDI-WIPES: =
Pants, shirt-sleeves, pillows, drapes, etc.

HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone =
mutters a dirty word.

HINDSIGHT: What Mom experiences from =
changing too many diapers.

ICE: Cubes of frozen water which would be =
found in small plastic tray if kids or husbands ever filled the things =
instead of putting them back in the freezer empty.

IMPREGNABLE: A mother whose memory of labor =
is still vivid.

INDEPENDENT: =
How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we =
say.

JEANS: Which, =
according to kids, are appropriate for just about any occasion, =
including church and funerals.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"