AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a =
1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.
APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which =
children will trade for cupcakes.
BABY: 1. Dad, when he gets a cold. 2. Mom’s =
youngest child, even if Jeremy is now 43.
BATHROOM: Room used by the entire family, =
believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.
BECAUSE: Mom’s reason for having kids do =
things which can’t be explained logically.
BED and BREAKFAST: Two things the kids will =
never make for themselves.
CAR =
POOL: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up =
going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most =
sugar.
COUCH POTATO: What =
Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat =
dinner.
DATE: Infrequent =
outings with Dad where Mom can enjoy worrying about the kids in a =
different setting.
DRINKING =
GLASS: Any carton or bottle left open in the =
fridge.
DUMBWAITER: One =
who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
DUST RAGS: See "DAD’S =
UNDERWEAR."
EAR: A =
place where kids store dirt.
EAT: What kids do between meals, but not at =
them.
ENERGY: Element of =
vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do =
something.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"