Questions from my family as we celebrated =
Passover over the years . . .
Jeremiah: “Dad, why do we read from our =
Haggadah at Passover?”
Me: “So we can Seder right =
words.”
Josh: =
“If we took ten Jewish buddies of mine to dinner and they ordered =
steak, what would we do?”
Me: “We’d have filet =
minyan.”
Lyssa: “What do we call someone who =
derives pleasure from eating the dry flat ‘bread of =
affliction’?”
Me: “Obviously, a =
matzochist.”
Teresa: =
“If a doctor carries a black bag and a plumber carries a tool box, =
what does a Rabbi carry?”
Me: “A =
bris-kit.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"