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04/15/16 Grif.Net – I Just Heard . . .

04/15/16 Grif.Net – I Just Heard . . .

I just heard that the man who invented Velcro =
has died. All I can say is RIP.

 

I just heard that a woman in Walmart wrote an =
actual check. I assume she then boarded her carriage and returned to her =
plantation.

 

I just heard my doctor say I need to work-out =
with dumb-bells. So, would any of you like to go jogging with =
me?

 

I just heard that shopping at Dollar Tree =
makes a person feel rich and poor at the same =
time.

 

I just heard that if women ruled the world =
there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to =
each other.

 

I just heard that summer in Canada is coming! =
I hear it’s gonna be on a Saturday this year.

 

I just heard that the inventor of the TV =
remote control died yesterday. As per his wishes, he’ll be buried =
between 2 couch cushions.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"