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04/11/16 Grif.Net – I’ve been thinking

04/11/16 Grif.Net – I’ve been thinking

I’ve been thinking that the fastest way =
to being happy is to make other people happy. You go =
first.

 

I’ve been thinking that every day I =
extend my streak of never watching a single minute of "The =
View"!

 

I’ve been thinking that just before I =
get to Walmart some mental institution drops off its patients to go =
shopping.

 

I’ve been thinking that even though =
I’ve never been skydiving, I have zoomed in on Google Earth really, =
really fast.

 

I’ve been thinking that the guy who put =
the extra ‘r’ in February is the same guy who thought up the spelling =
for Wednesday.

 

I’ve been thinking that I could never =
stab someone. I can barely get the straw in the Capri =
Sun.

 

I’ve been thinking what the Three Wise =
Men said to Jesus. Maybe it was, "Just to be clear, these gifts are =
for your birthday AND Christmas."

 

I’ve been thinking that there’s a fine =
line between genius and insanity, and I may have accidently erased this =
line.

 

I’ve been thinking that when a cop =
pulls over a U-Haul, the officer must be trying to bust a =
move.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"