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04/01/16 Grif.Net – Words at Play

04/01/16 Grif.Net – Words at Play

[Following our decade long tradition of finding the =
best puns, and on the first of each month posting others instead, we =
offer]

 

A Baptist and a Buddhist are having =
toast when they see an image of Jesus in the margarine. The Buddhist =
says ‘I can’t believe it’s not =
Buddha’.

 

Sad news –a shoe factory has burned down and two hundred =
soles were lost.

 

What do you call a parrot in the rain holding an umbrella? =
Polyunsaturated.

 

My friend’s ex-wife was deaf and she left him for a deaf =
friend. To be honest, he should have seen the =
signs.

 

A man spent his life collecting memorabilia of Wonder Woman, =
Joan of Arc and Florence Nightingale. Apparently he was a heroine =
addict.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"