[I love cruises, vacations, travel anywhere far =
from Wyoming “spring blizzard” season. So here are some =
signs YOUR pastor may need a break as well . . . ]
10. =
Announces that next Sunday’s baptismal services will be in Grand =
Cayman.
9. He has begun to explore the possibility of =
setting up an I.V. drip of espresso.
8. The =
church office garbage can has become his ‘in’ box.
7. His =
first words to the congregation on Sunday morning are "All right, =
listen up you heathen…"
6. He =
falls asleep during his own sermon.
5. He =
shows up for Sunday service wearing flip-flops, Bermuda shorts and a =
Tank Top.
4. Every time his cell phone rings, he shouts, =
"Why can’t they just leave me alone?!"
3. You =
go to his office for counseling and pour your heart out to him and he =
says, "Sounds like a personal problem to me."
2. The =
secretary overheard him phoning about shaving his head, getting a tattoo =
and the cost of rehab.
AND =
THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOUR PASTOR NEEDS A VACATION
1. =
He’s preached the same sermon every Sunday since =
Christmas.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"