Q. What did Noah =
say while he was loading all the animals into the ark?
A. “Now =
I’ve herd everything.”
Q. Who was the =
best financier in the Bible?
A. Noah: He floated his stock while the =
world was in liquidation
Q. What animal in =
the ark had the smallest appetite?
A. The moth just ate =
holes
Q. What kind of lights did Noah have on the =
ark?
A. Flood lights
Q. Was there any =
money on the ark?
A. Yes: The duck took a bill, the frog took a green =
back, and the skunk took a scent.
Q. But what money =
did Noah carry into the ark?
A. Bucks and doe, =
maybe
Q. What was the smartest animal on the ark?
A. =
The snake: No one could pull his leg
Q. What animal =
was most miserable on the ark?
A. The Kangaroo: her children had to =
play inside in the rain
Q. What did Noah =
tell his sons fishing off the ark?
A. Go easy on the worms; we only =
have two
Q. What US state is mentioned in the Bible?
A. =
Arkansas: Noah looked out “from the ark and saw . . . =
“
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"