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03/18/16 Grif.Net – Moving Along

03/18/16 Grif.Net – Moving Along

[It’s been a long week =
and I feel older. So here’s what I’m =
thinking.]


What does a pirate say when =
he turns eighty?
“Aye, Matey.”

 

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I was =
reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got =
pick-pocketed. My first reaction was wondering how anyone could =
stoop so low.

 

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Last =
year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He =
caught every other fish.

 

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I wondered what =
ET is short for? Wife said it’s probably because he’s only got =
little legs.

 

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It seems like =
Velcro is a rip off.

 

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Discovered that =
milk is the fastest liquid on earth. =
It’s pasteurized before you even see =
it.

 

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At the ice cream =
shop at the airport I ordered a helicopter flavored milkshake.  The =
fountain worker said, “Sorry, we only do plain."

 

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Dr Bob =
Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"