03/14/16 Grif.Net – On Another Birthday

[Albert Einstein, =
Dennis the Menace and I share today’s birthday.  I’m =
working on “status updates” for my birthday. Or maybe =
not.  Here are a few possibilities.]

Birthdays are =
nature’s way of telling me to eat more cake and not worry about the =
weight.

As long as there =
are birthday gifts, I don’t mind celebrating my birthdays every =
day.

200 ‘Happy =
Birthday’ messages on my wall and all I got was a Farmville =
tractor.

Thank you guys =
for the birthday wishes. And thank you Facebook for reminding =
everyone.

When I was =
younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or =
not.=

Thanks for all =
the birthday wishes. I also accept money, presents and Final-Four =
Basketball tickets.

Denny’s has a =
slogan, ‘If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.’  I figure, if =
I’m in Denny’s on my birthday, my life =
sucks.

I really don’t =
want a birthday card. Just give me the $4 you would’ve spent on it. If =
it makes you feel better sign your name on each =
dollar.

Birthday cake is =
the only food I can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a =
piece.

Too much of my =
life is spent trying to think of something to write on people’s FB walls =
for their birthday other than "Happy =
Birthday!"