[Dads. Lame jokes. Can’t live with them, =
and can’t live with them.]
My wife told =
me to quit impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot =
down.
I bought shoes from my drug dealer. Not sure what he =
laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all =
day.
I love elevator jokes because they work well on many =
levels.
Now I find out the clerk who said “Facing me, =
strip down” evidently was talking about my credit =
card.
I have a fear of elevators, so I’m taking steps =
to avoid them.
The worst =
thing in world history class is that the teacher tends to Babylon. =
I gave away all my dead batteries today, free of =
charge.
An old lady at the bank asked me if I’d help her =
check her balance, so I pushed her.
I cut my =
finger cutting cheese, but now I have a grater problem.
Ah, putting =
the car in reverse really takes me back.
I have Irish =
stuff on the back deck called Patty O’Furniture.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"