I heard Delta Airlines was infusing its =
cabins with a lavender-and-chamomile scent called =
“Calm”.
Here are =
some names that might better match “the ambience of the packed =
economy cabin.”
“Eau the =
Humanity”
“Giorgio’s =
Arm-on-me”
“Chanel No. 5 Inches less =
Legroom”
“Claustrophobique”
“Mist =
Connection”
“The 99 =
Per-scent”
Do YOU =
have other suggestions for names of a new airline scent? =
[NOTE: I was asked if yesterday’s =
grif.net HUMOR was “true”; skip a leg of a trip and get =
cheaper flight. Won’t work- if you don’t show for the connecting leg, =
ALL LEGS of your return flight will then be automatically =
cancelled. This strategy is called "hidden city" =
ticketing or "throw away ticketing".. both practices are =
explicitly prohibited by airline contract of carriage. If you are =
going one-way, then who cares. But want to get back home? =
You’re in big trouble, mister!!
In the end, all =
airline tickets sold do require you to use ALL individual segments and =
in the EXACT ORDER in which they are issued.. Failure to do so does give =
the airline the right to re-price the ticket for your return flight, and =
charge you the new (presumably) higher fare.]
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"