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02/17/16 Grif.Net – Obituaries

02/17/16 Grif.Net – Obituaries

Saw obituaries in the news and =
brought a tear to the eye.

(1) Jacob Hall, inventor of throat =
lozenges, has died.  Arrangements are pending, but it is assumed =
there will be no coffin at his funeral.

 

(2) =
John =
Hokey, creator of the Hokey Pokey dance craze.  Thousands =
showed up for his funeral, all coming to bid him farewell. As the =
ceremony was about to begin, when the undertaker gently lifted John to =
arrange his body in the coffin, as soon as they put his right foot in, =
there was a problem . . . (I’m sure you can figure out the =
rest.)

 

(3) =
The Pillsbury =
Doughboy died last week of a yeast infection and complications from =
repeated pokes in the belly.  He was 71.  Doughboy was buried =
in a lightly greased coffin.

 

Dozens of celebrities turned =
out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the =
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain =
Crunch. His grave was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the =
eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much =
he was kneaded. 

 

Doughboy rose quickly in =
show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not =
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked =
schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty =
old man, was considered a roll model for =
millions.

 

Doughboy is survived by his =
wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had =
one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart. The =
funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

 

~~

Dr Bob =
Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"