02/16/16 Grif.Net – Overheard from Friends

02/16/16 Grif.Net – Overheard from Friends

At the Ladies =
Tea: “How many boxes of Thin Mints do I have to eat before I start =
seeing results?”

At a caf=E9: =
“Two of the vegan customers were arguing over whether to call =
their previous disagreement a =

At Starbucks, =
overheard a Bernie supporter: “I just did my own taxes for the =
first time and I’m glad I did because I’m getting 8 million dollars back =
this year!”

At the Red Cross =
blood donation center: "I’m a little light-headed.=A0 I think =
I’m going to need that back."

At the garage: =
“That mechanic working on my transmission looks a little =

At our class =
reunion: “I’ve never run a marathon, but once I walked real fast =
across a parking lot because Krispy Kreme was about to =

After =
Valentine’s Day: “I got my wife a gift basket she’s =
always talking about.=A0 Now I find out she wanted something IN the =

At the gym: =
“I asked the trainer what machine I should use to impress =
beautiful women.=A0 He looked at me, then pointed to the =

At the office: =
“There are so many scams on the internet. Thankfully, I just sent =
$19.95 for a book on dealing with them.”

On Facebook: =
“Dear Bill Collectors. Yes, I still owe you, but I typed =
“Amen” on 20 Facebooks posts and in 48 hours I will be =
getting a lot of money.”

At a Weight =
Watcher’s Meeting: "I always cry at weddings because being =
that close to a large cake makes me so happy."



Dr Bob =
Griffin =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =