[Advice culled from my experiences of being happily =
married for nearly 3 years. Which is not bad, since I’ve been married 46 =
years]
*There are two ways to handle a woman. Nobody knows =
either of them.
*Never =
argue with your wife when she’s tired . . . or when she’s =
rested.
*All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live =
together that causes all the problems.
*When =
your daughter brings over her boyfriend, don’t worry about the noise =
they make. Worry about the long periods of silence.
*If =
"I am" is the shortest sentence in the English language, is =
"I do" the longest sentence?
*When =
a man has words with his wife, she probably has paragraphs for =
him.
*The three most important words to a woman on her =
wedding day are the ‘aisle’, the ‘altar’, and =
the ‘hymn’. Don’t say that too fast: aisle alter hymn, =
aisle altar hymn.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"