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02/11/16 Grif.Net – Valentine’s Day is Coming

02/11/16 Grif.Net – Valentine’s Day is Coming

[Advice culled from my experiences of being happily =
married for nearly 3 years. Which is not bad, since I’ve been married 46 =
years]

 

*There are two ways to handle a woman. Nobody knows =
either of them.

 

*Never =
argue with your wife when she’s tired . . . or when she’s =
rested.

 

*All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live =
together that causes all the problems.

 

*When =
your daughter brings over her boyfriend, don’t worry about the noise =
they make. Worry about the long periods of silence.

 

*If =
"I am" is the shortest sentence in the English language, is =
"I do" the longest sentence?

 

*When =
a man has words with his wife, she probably has paragraphs for =
him.

 

*The three most important words to a woman on her =
wedding day are the ‘aisle’, the ‘altar’, and =
the ‘hymn’.  Don’t say that too fast: aisle alter hymn, =
aisle altar hymn.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"