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02/09/16 Grif.Net – Not Reading Your Bible Enough

02/09/16 Grif.Net – Not Reading Your Bible Enough

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU’RE NOT READING YOUR BIBLE =
ENOUGH

–10 The Preacher announces the sermon is from =
Galatians … and you check the table of contents.

–9 You think Abraham, Isaac and Jacob may have =
had a few hit songs during the 60’s.

–8 You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII =
Savings Bond falls out.

–7 Your favorite Old Testament patriarch is =
Hercules.

–6 A small family of woodchucks has taken up =
residence in Psalms.

–5 You become frustrated because Charlton Hesston =
isn’t listed in either the concordance or the table of contents. =

–4 Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, =
you demand: "Who gave you this stuff?"

–3 You think the minor prophets worked for the =
coal companies.

–2 You keep falling for it every time when pastor =
tells you to turn to First Condominiums.

And the No. 1 sign you may not be reading your =
Bible enough:

1) The kids keep asking =
too many questions about your usual bedtime story: "Jonah the =
Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors."

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"