[Here are a couple more “Top =
Jokes” according to a magazine survey. And trust me, THESE =
are the “best”. Ugh. Most were not every worthy =
of a grimace.]
When Susan’s boyfriend proposed marriage =
to her she said: ”I love the simple things in life, but I don’t want =
one of them for my husband”.
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”My therapist says I have a =
preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about =
that.”
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the =
other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her =
hair.
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There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun =
contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one =
of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten =
did.
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You see my next-door neighbour =
worships exhaust pipes. Obviously, he’s a catholic =
converter.
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in =
America. He slides up to the bar and announces: ”I’m looking for the =
man who shot my paw.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"