What is the difference between =
a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a =
bicycle?
Attire.
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What is the difference =
between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and =
the other is a little lighter.
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What’s the difference between =
Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People in Dubai don’t like the =
Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
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What’s the difference between =
Santa Clause and a dog?
Santa wears a suit, and a dog =
just pants.
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What’s the difference between =
an alligator and a crocodile?
One you’ll see later, and one =
you’ll see in a while.
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What’s the difference between a =
piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you =
can’t tuna fish.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"