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02/03/16 Grif.Net – What’s the Difference?

02/03/16 Grif.Net – What’s the Difference?

What is the difference between =
a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a =
bicycle? 

Attire.

 

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What is the difference =
between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and =
the other is a little lighter.

 

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What’s the difference between =
Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don’t like the =
Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

 

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What’s the difference between =
Santa Clause and a dog?

Santa wears a suit, and a dog =
just pants.

 

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What’s the difference between =
an alligator and a crocodile?

One you’ll see later, and one =
you’ll see in a while.

 

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What’s the difference between a =
piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you =
can’t tuna fish.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"