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02/02/16 Grif.Net – Good Buy

02/02/16 Grif.Net – Good Buy

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wo Minnesotans from Duluth were walking down the street in Chetek, =
Wisconsin, when they saw a sign on a store that read, "Suits $5.00 =
each, shirts $2.00 each, and trousers $2.50 per =
pair."

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le says to his pal, "Looky here!  Ve could buy a whole gob of =
dese, take ’em back ta Dulute, sell ’em to our friends, ‘n make a =
fortune.  Now vhen ve go in der, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do =
da talkin cuz if dey hear yur accent, dey might tink ve’re ignorant ‘n =
try to cheat us. No vay, dey’ll know ve’.re from =
Minnesota.”

T=
hey went in and Ole says with his best "Wisconsin" accent, =
"I’ll take 50 of those suits at $5.00 each, 100 of those shirts at =
$2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I’ll back up my =
pickup and . . "

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he owner of the shop interrupts, "You’re from Minnesota, ain’t =
you?"

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quot;Vell, yeah," says a surprised Ole. "How’d ya know =
dat?"

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quot;Because this is a Dry Cleaners…"

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thanks, Bill]

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