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01/20/16 Grif.Net – Poultry in Motion, pt 3

01/20/16 Grif.Net – Poultry in Motion, pt 3

Q. Why does a chicken coop always have 2 =
doors?

A. If it had 4 doors, it would =
be a chicken sedan.

 

Q. Why were =
the hens thrown off the big rock concert on board a =
ship?

A. Because police found them =
taking eggs to sea.

 

Q. What goes =
peck-peck-bang, peck-peck-bang, peck-peck-bang?
A. A room full of =
chickens and balloons.

 

Q. What was =
the biggest horror movie at the hen-house?

A. Lord of the Wings.

 

Q. Why =
can’t farmers in Iowa raise chickens?

A. They plant the eggs too deep.

 

Q. What do =
you get when a hen lays an egg on the peak of the roof?

A. An egg-roll.

 

Q. Why did =
the muddy chicken cross the road twice?

A. It was a dirty double crosser.

 

Q. Is =
chicken soup good for a cold?

A. Not =
if you’re a chicken.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"