Q. Why does a chicken coop always have 2 =
doors?
A. If it had 4 doors, it would =
be a chicken sedan.
Q. Why were =
the hens thrown off the big rock concert on board a =
ship?
A. Because police found them =
taking eggs to sea.
Q. What goes =
peck-peck-bang, peck-peck-bang, peck-peck-bang?
A. A room full of =
chickens and balloons.
Q. What was =
the biggest horror movie at the hen-house?
A. Lord of the Wings.
Q. Why =
can’t farmers in Iowa raise chickens?
A. They plant the eggs too deep.
Q. What do =
you get when a hen lays an egg on the peak of the roof?
A. An egg-roll.
Q. Why did =
the muddy chicken cross the road twice?
A. It was a dirty double crosser.
Q. Is =
chicken soup good for a cold?
A. Not =
if you’re a chicken.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"