01/14/16 Grif.Net – Clucking my Tongue

01/14/16 Grif.Net – Clucking my Tongue

[I felt a little chicken, but decided to list some =
children’s jokes today. Adults may pick/choose any to laugh at as =

Why do =
hens lay eggs?
(If they dropped them, they’d break!) =

What do =
you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
(Foul weather!) =

How do =
chickens bake a cake?
(From scratch!)

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
(The =

Why can’t =
a rooster ever get rich?
(Because he works for chicken feed!) =

What’s =
the most musical part of a chicken?
(The drumstick!) =

What does =
a psychotic hen lay?
(Scrambled eggs!)

What do =
you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a =

And a =
bonus conversation —

Why does =
your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
Because he thinks =
he’s a chicken .
Why don’t you tell him he’s not a chicken? =

Because we need the eggs.



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =