[I felt a little chicken, but decided to list some =
children’s jokes today. Adults may pick/choose any to laugh at as =
desired]
Why do =
hens lay eggs?
(If they dropped them, they’d break!) =
What do =
you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
(Foul weather!) =
How do =
chickens bake a cake?
(From scratch!)
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
(The =
outside!)
Why can’t =
a rooster ever get rich?
(Because he works for chicken feed!) =
What’s =
the most musical part of a chicken?
(The drumstick!) =
What does =
a psychotic hen lay?
(Scrambled eggs!)
What do =
you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a =
rooster?
(Cockerpoodledoo!)
And a =
bonus conversation —
Why does =
your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
Because he thinks =
he’s a chicken .
Why don’t you tell him he’s not a chicken? =
Because we need the eggs.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"