Resolved: Try one of these ideas on your friends or =
co-workers this new year and see if they don’t treat you =
differently . . .
1) At =
lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair =
dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) =
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with =
that.
3) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it =
"IN."
4) =
Finish all your memos with "In accordance with the =
prophecy."
5) =
Specify that your drive-through order is "to =
go."
6) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play =
‘jungle sounds’ all day.
7) =
Call the psychic hotline and don’t say anything.
8) =
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I =
Won!"
9) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the =
falling price of oil and coal in 2016, we’re going to have to let =
one of you go."
10) =
Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is =
here!"
And a =
BONUS way to shake up your week . . .
Bonus =
– Tell everyone you know to read the Grif.Net daily blog/Facebook (even =
if they have pleaded with you not to waste their time with stuff like =
this)
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"